August 8th, 2008
Is Hannah Montana a socialist
Is Hannah Montana a socialist by guest writer Steven Davidson
It sounds almost comical to even consider a 15 year old as an agent for the socialist movement. In an function of common knowledge you are to think Hannah Montana is an all american girl. But let’s define the scope of the argument by first analyzing her lyrics.
On Hannah’s first album the song titled “The Other Side Of Me” she is desperately identifying herself as everyone else and rejecting her fame and fortune which gives her special access to society that most people cannot get. She is impressing up on her audience that being rich and famous pales in comparison to being a model citizen in a highly structured society.
If you could see
The other side of me
I’m just like anybody else, can’t you tell
Moving on to another example, on Hannah’s second album the song titled “Bigger than us” she finally reveals herself in a way thats free from prejudice and impartialness. She is not afrade to impose her socialistic views up on us and does it so blatantly that the message is easily missed by adults but it lingers in the subconsciousness of our impressionable youth that is desperately seeking guidance and resources for their various problems.
Bigger than just us
We all want to be a part
Of the greater picture
Hannah Montana is a threat to our well being and a national security threat. She must be taken off air and boycotted by all means. She must be censored by all means necessary. There is a very easy way to accomplish this, vote Obama this November. I have personally talked to the senator and he promised that he will install a branch of government that will supervise public consciousness and sensor automatically any offending material that freely flows on public airwaves.
McCarthy fought the communists in the 40’s and this time it’s Obama’s turn and he is carrying an even larger black book. Lets all rise up against Hannah Montana’s anti-american views and anyone who opposes should get water-boarded. Will you join my friends join the revolt against Hannah Montana?
This is a satirical piece of fiction by Steven Davidson.